De kom med forklaringer som, ”fordi jeg er en nar” (sandt!) og "du laver gode videoer med din kat” (også sandt).
The North London don delivered a deep and personal show as Pharrell's guest, explaining inspirations and influences, and dropping a freestyle over Travis Scott's "Flying High".
"I Breastfeed My Dad", "Lover Paid Thugs £50 to Burn Me Alive", "SOS! Psycho in Our Flowerbed!"
But apparently women prefer dog pheromones to the smell of me.
New fiction from Benjamin Nugent.
We spoke to the author of Losing It, a book about people popping their cherries.
Alcoholics Anonymous and wearing Mick Hucknall's pants – John Doran discusses five years of editing the Quietus.