The fiery death of humanity could eliminate the deficit crisis and be a boon to British workers.
"My job is killing me."
The less work you do, the more you get done.
73 trade unionists have been murdered in the Central American nation since 2007.
And in today's smarmy political landscape, that's what made him so powerful.
For a start, they could talk to each other in real life and make some proper demands.
They could start by showing some balls.
Either that, or thrown in jail cell with their paramilitary enemies.
Britain's blacklisted workers were railing at the companies who ruined their careers.