10 Bands You’ve Never Heard
If you don’t agree with this list, if you’re saying to yourself, “Aw that’s not cool. I love The Jesus Lizard,” just ask yourself, honestly, “When was the last time I actually listened to them?” That’s right. You never did.
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10. Siouxsie and the Banshees
Early British punk was cool to look at but nobody listened to half of those bands. You know that song by Siouxsie and the Banshees? The one where she’s like, “weeraaaw eaaw”? Me neither. I never heard her before. Had her T-shirt when I was 14 but I never heard the ugly bitch. I heard The Damned do “New Rose” and they tore it up, but what else did they do? Nothing. Bauhaus were shitty too. All those bands were just a pile of talentless hairdressers with great PR and zippers on their pants.
2. Sonic Youth
1. The Talking Heads