From left to right: Stanley’s trademark scarab beetle; the robot they stole from Stanley; Stanley’s plane, with the nude twelve-year-old who replaced him.
VICE: You used to be the only artist in rock.
Stanley Mouse Hello?
Everyone dicked you over. The Grateful Dead invented that bear logo so they wouldn’t have to pay you, and—
I’m not done. You came up with the first four-color T-shirt, which led to bands selling T-shirts.
Wait, I think that scarab beetle concert shirt made up half of Journey’s profits.
Are you high?
What’s with the universe of those album covers anyway? Is it the future or something?
That last good Journey album cover is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
That sucks.