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Aurel is an evil little nerdette who lives under a toadstool and draws evil shit. Look at her in that picture. Pretty mean-looking, right? She looks like that little dorky girl from school whose glasses would fog up when you called her names and then one day she snapped and stabbed you in the temple with a protractor.

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Vice: You going to Art Basel this year?

Aurel Schmidt: What’s your favorite thing about it? What part sucks big hairy balls? But you don’t have to do that anymore, do you? You’re Aurel Schmidt.

No I Couldn’t Possibly, Thank You, Yes, 2008, pencil, colored pencil, acrylic, beer on paper, 25” x 31”, courtesy of the artist.