Australian Darts Event Devolves Into Oompa-Loompa Chaos

I don’t need to tell you the stakes are high in Australian darts, because we have this video and these pictures from an event in Melbourne where fans completely lost their shit and started throwing chairs, tables, and themselves all over the place. A match between men nicknamed “Mighty Mike” and “The Wizard” was halted because of the fracas. What I do need to tell you about is my new favorite sentence, which is as follows: “Other pictures show men in Hawaiian shirts and also a gang of Oompa Loompas throwing furniture.” It’s really hard to talk about favorite sentences ever, but that one is in the conversation.

It’s even better when accompanied by photographic evidence.

Police eventually got everything under control, and Mighty Mike was able to beat The Wizard 9-8.

[Reddit]