Mercury in loud-ass Leo is urging us to speak our minds today, but a conjunction to Venus retrograde in Leo at 10:25 am may shush our roars. Typically, this combination would inspire poetic text messages and smart makeovers; however, Venus hasn’t been feeling so sharp recently. Be kind to yourself–if you have something to say or something you’d like to beautify, don’t second-guess yourself too much. The Moon in Taurus trines Pluto in Capricorn at 8:44 pm, a powerful and confident combination. I like this evening for meetings or for dates that you’d like to result in a solid, powerful partnership.
Aries
Your definition of fun is changing, which is a good thing, since you are basically addicted to adrenaline. Plus, maturity looks great on you. Practice patience today and show off how thoughtful and tactful you can be–it’ll blow minds, you crazy Ram.
Taurus
Things finally seem to be coming together around your home, but today isn’t the day to blab about it. The Moon is in your sign today, and this evening you’ll feel ultra confident–your ruling planet Venus is retrograde, so this boost in self-esteem is welcome.
Gemini
You may experience some confusion today about how the public sees you. You’ve also got plenty of things on your mind, but you’re not sure how to say them. A Gemini, lost for words? Who would have thought we’d see the day!
Cancer
This evening looks awesome for you socially, even though you’re feeling a little insecure about your cash stash at this time. You Cancers adore collecting things (my nice way of saying you’re a hoarder), so perhaps it’s time to purge/sell some things?
Leo
Today, the Moon in luxury-loving Taurus will cause you to dream about how you’re going to make it; even better, you may actually be able to come up with a clear plan of how to support yourself financially during your journey to fame!
Virgo
You are determined to figure what’s going on behind your back today, but stay calm: It’s probably not all bad news or evil doings. Things will work out better than you can imagine now. You’re actually much more powerful than you’re realizing at the moment.
Libra
Your friends may not be able to pull through for you today, no matter how sweetly you bat your long beautiful eyelashes at them. But before you immediately decide that you’ve been fucked over, try to realize that people aren’t so sure how to help right now.
Scorpio
Don’t post anything courting drama on social media today–it won’t work out well for you. The Moon is still in lovely Taurus, and some sweet love and fun times may be coming your way despite today’s tense vibes.
Sagittarius
You’ve been feeling pretty chained down recently. Maybe sitting in one place is doing you some good? The vibe today is a little sensitive, so not everyone will appreciate your opinion–but really, is that not something you’re already used to?
Capricorn
Usually all you care about is money, but super deep thoughts are whirling in your mind today, Capricorn. Today, the people around you will benefit from learning how you stay grounded during tense times: It’s one of your greatest gifts.
Aquarius
Relationship issues are 100% bananas today. People will likely being saying shit they don’t mean out of insecurity. It’s a challenging day, and you probably wanna cuddle up at home (do it–you’ll actually get some work done).
Pisces
Your daily routines are getting a major makeover this month, and today will mark a turning point for you, Pisces. It could feel like a stop/go kind of day, but it’s all for the best in the long run.
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