Hey Vice,
I am a mixed-media artist living in downtown Jersey City, NJ. I would like to submit some images to possibly be featured in your magazine. I am an emerging artist and have not yet been published. My latest body of work involves a small army of hand-painted dolls which I photograph in objective poses, positions of power, and awkward environments. The attached image is called “Downward Dog”. Here is a link to more of my work. I welcome any feedback. If an artist statement or resume is necessary, I would be happy to send that as well. If there is a standard submission process please send me information about it. Looking forward to hearing from you.
JAZ GRAF

Dear Jaz, I’m afraid these guys have you trumped [Warning–Porn].