Dear Anonymous:
You didn’t write this letter. We did. You’ve emailed–and now mailed in an actual envelope–this photo to us far too often, each time with no explanation. What are we supposed to do with this but sort of wonder if that’s three girls or four (is one leaning backwards over the wall?) and mentally note the bad puka shell ankle bracelet, then move on? Please stop sending. We’re not interested. Bye.
DEAR VICE: THIS PHOTO
Dear Anonymous:
You didn’t write this letter. We did. You’ve emailed–and now mailed in an actual envelope–this photo to us far too often, each time with no explanation. What are we supposed to do with this but sort of wonder if that’s three girls or four (is one leaning backwards over the wall?) and mentally note the bad puka shell ankle bracelet, then move on? Please stop sending. We’re not interested. Bye.



