Go be good, nerds

So these two little shitbergs were busted with a bunch of spray cans for conspiracy of vandalism or some boring thing or other, but get this: they were caught wearing rubber gloves and carrying a book of graffiti with them. A book of graffiti. How embarrassing is that? Replicating bullshit in some tome on street art is actually more embarrassing than those other dipshits and four-year-olds who painstakingly replicate the Sistine Chapel or whatever “important” works of art.

Still, we could forgive that. Sometimes kids just wanna do bad stuff but they don’t know what and a little inspiration can help. But gloves? Gloves to protect your hands from spray paint? For fuck’s sake, guys, you’re clearly good kids. Go get straight As and don’t smoke weed and stay afraid of girls and cops, just like you secretly want to.