Major Lazer’s Lafayette Bless Will Teach You How to Dance

Since Major Lazer’s ground-shaking “Pon De Floor” video reinvigorated the ass and its place in dance music culture, Major Lazer have been almost as known for their ponytail swinging, twerktastic rump shaking dancers as their Americanized dancehall music. So who better to teach the sweat-drenched, bikini-wearing Miami concertgoing scrum how to grind in the sand than acclaimed Major Lazer dancer, Lafayette Bless? Yes, grinding is still a DO, so watch Lafayette and take notes. We won’t tell anyone if you stand in front of your computer practicing as long as it means avoiding being a DON’T next time.

But if you can’t wall-twerk upside down or while lying on a boat and holding a beer after watching this, you may leave the party.

Lafayette Bless about to get down on a boat.

Footwork! Footwork!

Follow me dancers, I am your leader.

Ass in, ass out and breathe.

Tongue out while dancing—automatic disqualification.