Feral kids are so disappointing. Instead of getting all Philip Jose Farmer’s Tarzan – Kings of the jungle who eat people and screw monkeys – they’re just tragic kids who struggle to function in society; aside from becoming the subject of six-hour-long Werner Herzog movies.

ANYWAY, where was I?! Nathan Harris, the man behind Wolfchild, has just released two shiny new electro-heavy tracks, entitled “Mickey Mouse Clubbed” and “Wendy, Darling”, that definitely couldn’t have been knocked out by someone who grew up eating tree bark.