NEW YORK – HAPPY NERD-THING!

Just wanted to wish all you Principia Discordia and Illuminatus! nuts a happy “Day of Disunity.” What, you don’t know what I’m talking about? Ah, you must have been popular in high school and too busy beating us up to care about a kooky parody religion that worshipped chaos and had lots of cool made-up words and symbols. FNORD. Too bad for you. Anyway, for all those kindred nerds out there, I don’t have to tell you about the Law of Fives and what great significance May 23rd (5=2+3) has for like, all kinds of stuff. What stuff exactly we’re not sure, but we do know that it’s either good luck or bad luck. So congratulations and beware. In other news, it is also World Turtle Day. So hooray to you too, turtles.