THE HANGOVER NEWS

SOMEONE HACKED NORTH KOREA’S TWITTER AND YOUTUBE AND POSTED THIS VIDEO
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I can’t read Korean but I don’t think it’s positive.

A PORTUGUESE MODEL WAS ARRESTED AFTER HIS BOYFRIEND WAS FOUND DEAD AND CASTRATED IN A NEW YORK HOTEL ROOM
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21-year-old Renato Seabra in custody after 65-year-old Carlos Castro found in a pool of his own blood :(

THE MOST HOMOEROTIC FIGHT OF ALL TIME WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE
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Sounds like no one remembered to come up with a “safeword,” unless it was “bitch,” “faggit,” or “puss.”

JULIAN CASABLANCAS MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE NEW STROKES ALBUM COVER
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It’s not really that interesting but the world can’t be all paranoia and castration.

SOME HILARIOUS LITTLE SCROTE IS WUMMING EVERYONE ON TWITTER
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Kenneth Tong pushes new “size zero pill” and “managed anorexia,” Rihanna and everyone else start shouting at him.

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