Here are some photos of the body I once hated, and how that changed.
"We can’t go a single day without a difficult moment."
"When isolation started we were having sex like twice a day."
"There's a new depressing thing on the news every 10 minutes. Throwing down wine is the only way to ignore it."
"Stuck in handcuffs in office bathroom."
According to research, one in 10 say it after a week. But as we discovered, most people wait a lot longer.
Turns out if I ate over a certain amount, I got very, very horny.
"Scott Morrison did the whole 'oh shit I forgot my card' bit. His colleague had to pick up the bill."
"I think it’d be a 'go with the flow' type feeling. I'd be sitting against a wall, my eyes half closed, I'd feel numb and soft like a cloud—maybe I'd be wearing a beanie?"
We spoke to a mountaineer about the effect high altitude has on blood pressure... and dicks.
"No wonder you're still alone. Enjoy masturbating forever."
"Yeah look… I’d give myself an 8/10."