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Steve King Is Now Blaming Undocumented Immigrants for “Influencing” Elections

09.03.19

By Gaby Del Valle
Held up at Snake Point, or Why I Was Late to Work

06.12.18

By Zeyad Masroor Khan
Sex

An Incomplete History of Weird Excuses Given by Accused Public Masturbators

05.22.17

By Mike Pearl
Money

The Worst Excuses We’ve Used When Calling in Sick

02.06.17

By VICE Staff
Sex

We Asked People For Their Best One Night Stand Exit Strategies

10.10.16

By Beatrice Hazlehurst
The Weirdest Excuses College Students Give Their Teachers

06.30.16

By Yasmin Jeffery
Music

Phil Anselmo Released a Video Apology for Racist Remarks

01.30.16

By John Hill
Michael Makes Excuses in This Week’s Comic from Stephen Maurice Graham

10.07.15

By Stephen Graham
Tech

Technology Shouldn’t Be Used To Enable Bad Drivers

03.28.13

By Michael Byrne

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