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Illustration: Denis-Art / Getty Images Scientists Finally Found Something That Can Kill a Tardigrade
Adorable, freaky, and indestructible. Well, almost.
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Photo: Andreyuu / Getty Images Humans Are Causing Ant Colony Civil Wars
We’re accidentally turning ants’ hyper-functional, ultra-cooperative societies paranoid and aggressive.
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Photo: Zanuck / Getty Images Did Human Breasts Evolve to Keep Babies Warm?
One of the most renowned features of the human anatomy might be one of our oldest survival technologies.
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(Photo by Xavier ROSSI/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images) Neanderthal Men Were Banging Human Women for Hundreds of Thousands of Years
Neanderthal men had a thing for human women and/or vice versa.
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Photo: Dusan Stankovic / Getty Images This Is How Much Extra Productivity You Actually Get at Your Mental Peak
Turns out everybody has off days. Who woulda thought.
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Photo: Dragon Claws / Getty Images Alcohol Makes Your Brain Forget How to Communicate With Itself
Shame the study doesn’t capture how alcohol affects the brain during active tasks like streaking or getting into a barroom brawl.
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Photo: nymphoenix / Getty Images What If Your Takeout Came in Shrimp Shell Plastic? No, It Really Could.
There’s still a ways to go before you can buy shrimp plastic cups from your local Pottery Barn.
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Photo: taviphoto / Getty Images Could This 5,000-Year-Old Bacteria Trapped in Ice Be the End of Us?
It could help us invent new medications, but also…
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Photo: svetolk / Getty Images Is DMT the Key to Lasting Depression Relief?
Two doses didn’t appear more effective than one, but I guess if you’re down to party, then why not?