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Way to not mess this one up, humanity.
Talk about "Jennerative" art.
Getting paid to stay in bed might seem like paradise, but everyday tasks like showering, shitting, and sleeping comfortably become nearly impossible when you're lying down all day.
C.Y. Leung told international media outlets that direct elections would give too much power to those below the poverty line.