Ass
The Best Bidets Under $100, Because Your Beautiful Booty Deserves It
Bidets get the job done far more efficiently than just toilet paper, and they’re more accessible, affordable, and easy-to-install than ever.
This Removable Bike Fender Will Literally Save Your Ass (From Getting Wet)
Whatever reason you ride a bicycle, one thing is for sure—nobody likes a wet ass.
Cryptocurrency Is In a New Wild West Phase. Things Are Really, Really Weird
There's a flood of new tokens. Billions are on the line. Anonymity is commonplace. Everyone—creators, investors, hackers, promoters—is cashing in.
Get Over Yourself and Talk to Your Doctor About Your Weird Butt Symptoms
We know you're embarrassed, and we don't care!!
The Guy Who Forced Taiwanese Flight Attendants to Wipe His Ass Is Dead
The world's most difficult airline passenger passed away in Thailand.
Behold the Mighty Assquatch! Taxidermied Deer Butts Are The Last Great Art Form
The anus is where you make it or break it.
I Went to a Party for a 'Hip' Bidet and It Made Me Feel Like an Asshole
The celebration of a new toilet attachment had everything—butt massage, nude models, turd-shaped cookies—but subtlety.
American Tourists Could Go to Prison for Taking Butt Selfies in Thailand
They posed bare-ass in front of a Buddhist temple in Bangkok, which could leave them behind bars for a decade.
People Can’t Stop Shoving Kinder Surprises Up Their Butts to Smuggle Drugs
Seriously you guys, it happens so, so, so, so much.
Bloody Shits and Shitloads of Weed, What It’s Like Having Ass Cancer
I have stage four rectal cancer and I will fight it my way.