There's a reason Chipotle's yes-it-costs-extra guac has been brown, stringy, and borderline inedible at many locations recently.
Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.
The son of the Carla avocado’s so-called creator is suing his uncle for illegally selling the same strain under a different name in Florida.
Complete with "selfie stations" and avocados!
Troll move... or just the actual worst thing ever?
Feel bad, millennial. Not only have you caused the housing crisis with your avocado obsession, you've also harmed Mother Nature.
Perhaps he'll figure out a slightly fancier way to make a PB&J.
But here they are anyway.
Ask yourself, is the problem really with the avo?
'Avocado hand' is a thing of the past with these pit-free fruit.