Well, he won that breakup.
A complicated case concerning a BDSM relationship between college students ended with a judge saying that kinky sex is not protected by the Constitution. Is the government about to come for your whips?
It involved talking to a cushion and beating the shit out of an ironing board in a sweaty basement with a chubby guy in his underpants.
When you're 21 years old, naive, broke, and desperate for a work visa, you'll make all kinds of bad decisions, which explains how I ended up struggling to sell investment strategies to strangers over the phone for 12 hours a day.