“They not only wanted us to construct a massive replica of the Eiffel Tower and the lamps you see in Paris, but also replicate the cobblestones of the streets.”
Behind every freewheelin' fire sign is an organized Virgo—so gift them aesthetic storage solutions, art books, and a vibrator that tracks orgasm data.
A half-peeled orange with a candle on top. Cocoa mixed with sugar water. It's grim out there, friends.
I'm not proud, but it worked.
They even lit lamps and distributed sweets to mark Nathuram Godse’s birth anniversary.
Even using chemical foam and adhesive tape out in the open is now illegal.
Binge-watching 'Wild Wild Country' should have prepared me for this. But it didn’t.
Several party guests greened out, vomited, and had to be sent to the hospital. Two of them were in their 80s.
Drizzy had a gaudy ass 2000s-themed party and loved every minute of it.
"You should not be wearing that in the United States of America. Are you a citizen?"
Cake, a guitar, a baby in a suit, and a group of hijras were among the highlights of Donald Trump’s birthday celebrations in India.