“Thought broken biscuit was dead, tried saving it with band-aid.”
“Told her I had cancer, with only limited time on this planet, and that nothing would make it more worthwhile than hanging out with her.”
How dare the cricket team eat burgers hours before the big game!
It also apparently contains some diamonds and emeralds. Which is cool.
Here's the story of eight year old Wayne learning about cooking crack, set to a Danger Mouse beat.
The pop star's Gnarly Davidson project raises one question: WTFYD CeeLo?
He also yelled about his love for fashion photography, and started doing the worm.
Two generations of R&B supremacy on one stage.
And all his symptoms come to a head.
The unnamed 23-year-old hid in a closet inside Otago University, then broke down several doors in an apparent attempt to erase evidence of her cheating.
Anti-drug campaigns make meth bugs look like the benchmark for addiction, but the truth is that you don't need meth to see them, and some meth addicts never do.
Big Elty J just changed the game.