daddy issues

  • What It's Like to Have Mommy Issues

    Having a Jewish mother is like having a mother times ten. Not only does she have to know what you're doing today, but she also has to know whom you're doing it with, why, where, and will it cost money?

  • My Return to Therapy

    I spend all day lying in bed with the curtains drawn; I can't name more than two things I'm good at doing. I know I'm depressed, and I'm finally starting to get some help.

  • Is It OK to Be Happy That My Grandma Died?

    My grandma passed away. The profundity with which I do not care about her death cannot be overstated.

  • The VICE Guide to Dating Rich Girls

    As long as you realize she only keeps you around to annoy her parents, it's gonna be fun.