They were looking for love, but they became online jokes instead.
“We basically take them through everything that builds up to the erotic moment without getting to the actual moment.”
I’m neither vaxxed nor waxed, but that doesn’t matter for a virtual hot girl summer.
And gave it the same name as an existing period-tracking app for some reason.
“Let’s be Monica and Chandler in a world full of Ross and Rachel.”
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"Guys have asked me if I want to ‘quarantine and chill’ or be their ‘self-isolation partner’ and a lot of them are using it as an excuse to call you over since going out isn’t exactly an option."
“Thank God you’re not a woman, because you’re so ugly no man would ever fuck you.”
“A guy once asked me if I wanted to fuck, and when I turned him down, his reaction was, “Oh I assumed you must not be getting enough action, so I offered.””