The other candidate is a former aide to Britain’s most infamous racist.
Christmas has come early, except no one gets any presents – just a 64-page deal signed off by Jean-Claude Juncker.
It's Brexit Crunch time, baby.
There are unsettling parallels between what Conservative and DUP as many believe it is worth risking the peace process for Brexit.
Ian Paisley Jr's cringing apology for breaking "paid advocacy" rules was no surprise to anyone familiar with the toxic politics of the DUP.
There's a common denominator in negotiations over Brexit and power sharing.
And the deadlock could go on and on.
She's managed to get to the next stage of Brexit negotiations, but there are still plenty of people who could knock her off her perch.
The agreement ensures no hard border will exist between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, enshrines the rights of EU citizens in the U.K., and will see the the British taxpayer foot a financial settlement of around $65 billion.
Working through the post-election confusion, hype and Corbyn-mania.
Money has always been based on the dark arts.
Everyone's freaking out that we're on the brink of an insurrection.