I didn't die, but I won't be trying the rest.
I turned my bathroom from the place in which I poop, floss, and squeeze pimples to something more conducive to sexy time.
A bonafide reason to spend more time in the produce section.
Keep your pants on though—it's still experimental.
A penis that’s still dozing when its owner is up and at ‘em can indicate that something may not be quite right.
Instead of getting to enjoy fucking, millennials just have sexual dysfunction and anxiety.
Scientists recently announced they had discovered an incredibly preserved, approximately 99-million-year-old daddy longlegs penis fossil. Following this exciting news, we asked an expert about arachnid genitalia.