While it's been drilled into everyone's head to use condoms when having penetrative sex, few seem to be having safe oral sex.
"Jeg tror, tanker som: 'Fuck, jeg skulle have taget en hårelastik med' eller: 'Nu skal jeg slå en prut' er universelle."
"I like giving blowjobs too, but I give off less of a 'this is the best' vibe because I have arthritis."
The founders of Fellatio Cafe—which is exactly what it sounds like—are going to have a bit of trouble offering blowjobs with your latte.
We talked to the woman behind "Angel's Fellatio Secrets," who told us about how to give a blowjob with a grapefruit and a fellatio method she calls the "death technique."
I hope your meat is tenderized and your balls are clean, because today is Steak and Blowjob Day.