"Other people spend a lot of money going on vacations – my pleasure in life is New Year's Eve."
“I called police to help him—not to murder him,” his wife said at a vigil for him.
"We believe a human error went to the miscalculation of the amount of material going into that vessel," the chief said.
The LAPD seized 5,000 pounds of illegal fireworks for routine disposal. The subsequent explosion destroyed homes and sent residents to the hospital.
New Mexico, Utah cities are prohibiting the celebratory explosives to fend off wildfires amid bone-dry conditions – and residents are okay with it.
The 'Thank Me Later' song isn't as festive as its title suggests.
Before setting off fireworks, please use your melon.
Nothing says "America" like a loud, bright, senseless series of explosions likely to spiral into chaos at any moment.
Be honest with yourself: it is, actually, shit – for these eight simple reasons.
How's about a blitzed butt, a beachfront assault, and a lost-and-found hand, just to name a few.