The 'Thank Me Later' song isn't as festive as its title suggests.
Before setting off fireworks, please use your melon.
Nothing says "America" like a loud, bright, senseless series of explosions likely to spiral into chaos at any moment.
Be honest with yourself: it is, actually, shit – for these eight simple reasons.
How's about a blitzed butt, a beachfront assault, and a lost-and-found hand, just to name a few.
This small village in East Java produces the majority of the nation's fireworks.
Listen to his delivery on "Fireworks."
In retrospect, a pest-infested garage may be better than no garage at all.
Best. Tradition. Ever.
Do not try this at home.