Last week was an all-time best for avocado exporters, as more than 75 million pounds of the fruit shipped across the border.
There's a reason Chipotle's yes-it-costs-extra guac has been brown, stringy, and borderline inedible at many locations recently.
"The worst part is, we had a big bowl of guac made... He put the whole bowl in his mouth."
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Idk your life, man. Either way, you'll want to try our recipes for queso, guac, and homemade hummus that's actually good.
When they say guac is extra, they mean that your avocado obsession is leaving thousands in Chile disenfranchised and plagued by drought.