Hey, You Around?
"I have legal incomes, and I have this."
“Crossing the Sahara – that was terrible, bro. It was a long journey, it took four months."
"Most dealers make more profits in prison than outside – what the fuck have they got to spent cash on while locked up?"
"Paul" is the voice at the other end of the line.
"I’m not really in it for the money. If I was, I’d probably sell something like ketamine."
"I knew the profit would easily pay for my Ibiza holiday and all of the summer festivals."
Mandy, a single mum from London, started selling hash due to virus. "My buyers spend about £100 each per month on average. So I made about £1,500 a month profit tax-free."
"Instead of having one hit of a pipe and being instantly blasted off, with vapes you can control how fast and how deep you want go."
“After I count a bunch of stacks, I run right to the sink and pour rubbing alcohol or sanitizer on my hands and arms. But I've been doing that for 10 years.”
A while back we stopped using the big trucks—which are often shared by other smugglers—because all the gangster stuff was too bloody.
A conversation with the person behind Shotta Texts, the popular Instagram handle that posts classic exchanges between dealers and customers.