Hey, You Around?
I Run the Call Centre for a Highly Successful London Drug Ring
"Paul" is the voice at the other end of the line.
I'm an 'LSD Specialist' Who Sells Acid to Oxford University Students
"I’m not really in it for the money. If I was, I’d probably sell something like ketamine."
I Smuggled Liquid MDMA Hidden In Gin Bottles Onto An Island
"I knew the profit would easily pay for my Ibiza holiday and all of the summer festivals."
'I Became a Drug Dealer During Lockdown to Support My Family'
Mandy, a single mum from London, started selling hash due to virus. "My buyers spend about £100 each per month on average. So I made about £1,500 a month profit tax-free."
I Sell DMT Vape Pens So People Can 'Break Through' at Their Own Speed
"Instead of having one hit of a pipe and being instantly blasted off, with vapes you can control how fast and how deep you want go."
I’m Selling Party Drugs on Lockdown Because People Are Yearning For Them
“After I count a bunch of stacks, I run right to the sink and pour rubbing alcohol or sanitizer on my hands and arms. But I've been doing that for 10 years.”
I'm a Boutique Hash Smuggler and Coronavirus Is Just One of My Stresses
A while back we stopped using the big trucks—which are often shared by other smugglers—because all the gangster stuff was too bloody.
I Collect Drug-Dealer Text Exchanges. They're Hilarious and Revealing
A conversation with the person behind Shotta Texts, the popular Instagram handle that posts classic exchanges between dealers and customers.
I Give Out Illegal Cannabis Oil for Free
"It's pretty much the opposite of the usual drug dealer model. This isn't about making money, it's purely about helping people in need."
I Sell Xanax to Students and Demand Is Too High to Keep Up
I've had to tell a bunch of them I'm no longer in business.
I'm a Freemason Who Was Born to Sell Drugs
"Depending on my clientele, I can wear different hats: the medicinal purveyor to the friendly neighbor, or the gangster who shouldn't be messed with."