If you thought your social circles were annoying, wait till you read this.
"I don't want the fact that we were high to affect the fact I'm talking about aliens because WE ALL SAW THE SAME THING."
Notable mentions: carpeted toilet that doesn't have a door.
“I saw my dad balls-deep in my mum.”
“They had three horses and the boys would literally pick up poo and throw it at me.”
"I'll tell my dad, and when you leave school tomorrow there'll be a guy there with a knife and he'll stab you," the five-year-old said.
You know, the one about the shit.
Sometimes the psychological aftermath of trauma is more terrifying than being threatened with murder.
Didn't your mum warn you to never to get into cars with strangers?
"Jeg havde sex på et af festivaltoiletterne. Lige dét år, var det måske det reneste sted."