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This Pork-Hucking Pig Farmer Is the Only One Doing Quarantine Right
Left with a backlog of ham and sausages, one farmer has figured out a way to safely get his wares to his customers in the time of social distancing—hucking ham.
Canadians Don't Want to Admit How Bad Their Drinking Problem Is
Canada's Public Health Agency found a drop in the amount of alcohol that Canadians report drinking but an increase in overall booze sales.
This Week in Canadian Crime: Bush Party Madness, Pig Thieving, and Mountie Trashing
Every week in this beloved country, police respond to some stupid hoser shit.
Canadians Love to Pretend They Don’t Watch Porn
A recent poll on the porn habits of Canadians shows that a distressingly low number of Canucks copped to accessing the spank bank in the last year, if at all.
March 2013's Hosers of the Month
Because we have fewer guns, free healthcare, and good manners, Canadians like to think that they’re more civilized than Americans. But on the regular, our polar bear riding, snowmobile crashing, maple syrup-chugging tendencies overtake us, and we are...
The 2012 Canadian Hoser of the Year Awards
An ode to hosers, Canada's most important citizens, and a full year of their hijinks.
