I Will Open Anything
We want to bring back our unboxing series but need some stuff to unbox.
A subscription rock-mailing service called 'Box of Rocks': The Motherboard Review.
And please don't send us a bunch of biting ants.
You could kill someone with this thing, if you wanted to.
At least you won’t die waiting for it.
Shitexpress is the rare new startup that delivers what it promises—shit in a box.