Moon Juice
Moon Juice’s New ‘Mini Dew’ Drink Is Like Aesthetic, Adult Gatorade
Hey there, Deadheads, dehydrated hotties, and overworked people—Moon Juice’s new “Mini Dew” is like a cold plunge for your brain.
I Ate Aphrodisiac ‘Sex Dust’ for a Month, and Now I’m Horny (and Inspired)
Moon Juice’s maca-boosted potion improved my mood, creativity, and made me feel like a horny little stinker.
I Gave Up Meat, Booze, Drugs, Gluten, Dairy, Sugar, and Orgasms
I cut every vice from my life for a month to try and become a better person. I wouldn't recommend it.
Forget Juicing: Try the InfoWars Diet
Does the "New Right" have the equivalent of a Moon Juice diet, and is it as disgusting? We asked far-right pundits what they eat to fuel their anti-globalist rants.
I Tried to Diet Like a Celebrity for the Academy Awards
I endured a colonic, drank my weight in juices and smoothies, and had caviar smeared on my body in the name of beauty and/or journalism.
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