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This Wu Tang Affiliate Is Suing TMZ for Wrongly Naming Him As the Man Who Cut Off His Own Penis
The outlet's original story identified Marques "Andre Roxx" Johnson, instead of Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson, as the man who committed the act.
The Week in GIFs
After finally coming to terms with the fact that most people barely have the attention span to tie their shoes, let alone read more than five sentences of text, we've created a new column about GIFs.
Which Other Spandex-Wearing Superpeople Are Gay?
Northstar's gay marriage might inspire some closeted comic characters to finally reveal what they were (barely) hiding underneath their brightly-colored bodysuits.
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