After years of backing affably naive Bible-thumpers, Christian conservatives have finally found a presidential candidate that can win.
Johnetta Elzie and Deray McKeeson have emerged as the de facto spokespeople of a new civil rights movement.
Drug decriminalization and criminal justice reform were practically forgone conclusions at the latest 2016 presidential debate.
Amid all the right-wing hysteria over amnesty and border security, the GOP doesn't seem to have noticed that the threat they promise to eliminate isn't much of a threat anymore.
The New Jersey governor doesn't seem to mind that Republicans aren't sold on his angry fat man schtick: "There is only one Chris Christie, everybody, and this is it."