Last week was an all-time best for avocado exporters, as more than 75 million pounds of the fruit shipped across the border.
"She's the lead person in the garlic society and yet she's quite prepared to import... garlic that could be diseased," the judge said.
Plus, is "ugly" produce a lie?
I refuse to worry about one more thing.
"Every time I go fruit hunting I feel like I'm on a vegetarian safari," says Jared Rydelek, better known as the Weird Fruit Explorer.
The son of the Carla avocado’s so-called creator is suing his uncle for illegally selling the same strain under a different name in Florida.
What could have been a very scary situation pretty quickly revealed itself to be a case of simply suspicious fruits (nuts?).
Authorities are now investigating more than 100 incidents of needles in strawberries, and at least six Australian states have been affected.
Spoiler: it involves lobbyists.