Dirty Frank's gleaming oasis of weird in a town beset by 21st-century slickening, it’s always made people its primary business, no matter who those people are.
Goodbye Jägermeister, hello “Strika.”
"I put in seven pounds of powder and four handles of vodka into each one. It's like the Jell-O soup kitchen."
They are everything good about drinking, and you shouldn’t have to go to a sad airport bar with a “shots menu” to get them.
"Toes are very hard to come by," the bar's "Toe Captain" Terry Lee said in a statement on the incident.
The Pennsylvania man says that he gave her the alcohol to celebrate her birthday.
People will call this guy stupid, or oblivious, or a "bad goalie." But no one can accuse this guy of being a bad human. He's just out there, surviving.