The Talking Issue

  • Interview with a Guy Who Puked on Hollywood Stars

    "Why did you do this?" "I was in LA, and I just figured why not. It’s all people I have a fairly large problem with." "Is it real puke?" "Yes. I tried to eat different gross combos of food, like for Wesley Snipes, I ate Doritos and milk."

  • An Interview with a Mexican Coke Dealer

    Julián is a coke dealer. He’s 44. He’s been working Mexico City for two decades. He agreed to take us on a ride-along as he worked. The phone never stopped ringing, not for a minute.

  • An Interview with a Schizophrenic

    My friend Phiiliip (yeah, spelled like that) is schizophrenic. He didn't used to be, but he is now. It can happen to you too.

  • The (ex) Biggest Heroin Dealer in the Whole Wide World

    By the time Suleyman Ergun was 21 years old, he was the world's most prolific and powerful seller of smack.

  • A Semi-transient Expert On Hobos

    Filmmaker and photographer Bill Daniel documents the graffiti that hobos write on freight trains. Do you do anything anywhere near as old-timey as that?

  • An Interview with a Lady Who Is a Urologist

    So there's this very cute Italian girl who happens to be a professional urologist, which means that she handles cocks all day, every day. From seven in the morning to seven in the evening, she checks out cocks. Let's talk to her. About cocks.