Volume 10 Issue 1

  • Games

    We review Metroid Prime and The Two Towers.

  • Hey You, I See You

    Hardcore Multi-Mediated Eye to Eye Combat

  • The Second Coming

    Sam McPheeters discusses shooting his mouth off and pleated pants.

  • Tidbits

    Make your own dildo and other fascinating tidbits.

  • Literary

    Looking through the happiest books ever made.

  • Beats And Rhymes

    Fritz the Cat writes about rap music.

  • My America

    Happiness is knowing you are never more than twenty miles away from a Hooters.

  • Ticket To Ride

    State lotteries love people with a hopeless attitude and who could be more hopeless than the homeless?

  • By Design

    We sifted through the litter to give our picks of who’s managing to spin happy gold from pencil, ink and paint.

  • Animals Are Gay

    Scientists have followed troops of monkeys around and recorded how they spend their days.

  • The Joy of Porn

    Remember the totally amazing sex you had as a teenager? Well, you'll never have anything like it again.

  • Shining Lights Are Rad

    No amount of laundry can wash the stink out of their clothing.