Volume 11 Issue 1
The Terrifying Substances People Put in Cocaine
A researcher who specializes in the study of narcotics talks about purity, how and why cocaine gets diluted as it goes through the supply chain, and why addicts should worry about snorting dewormer.
The Me Men
What the fuck are longhairs, you ask? Longhairs are a bunch of self-obsessed idiots who passionately grow their hair long and talk about it online.
Tokyo Tripping
The Japanese are so busy freaking out over our shit they almost forgot to come up with any new shit of their own.
Vice Fashion - Tanorexics
The American Cancer Society says that between 1996 and 2003, the use of tanning salons by people under age 25 more than tripled.
The Human Ashtray
In 1955, when my uncle Larry was in the EIGHTH grade, he saw Rebel Without a Cause. From there on out, he was totally obsessed.
Beats And Rhymes
SHIT THAT RULED IN 2003: Paris came back to the game, dope 80s fashion, facial hair (men only), quitting your major-label A&R job to be a broke-ass writer/musician/actor/bartender, Ludacris, cocaine.
Puking Up Bullshit
The best art to come out of Mexico never actually existed. It was poignant and beautiful and provided heavy social commentary.
Can't Stop
"If it weren't for us Aspies, all you NTs would still be in caves." Aspies are people with Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder that allows its victims to concentrate on one thing, exclusively, forever and ever, hence important technological...
Electric Independence
My part-time-MC/stylist roommate, Miss Matches, has OCD. We like to bring it up at parties and people usually laugh and talk shit, but if these same people were getting five calls a day asking if they left the oven/curling iron/candles on, they wouldn...
Electric Independence
My part-time-MC/stylist roommate, Miss Matches, has OCD. We like to bring it up at parties and people usually laugh and talk shit, but if these same people were getting five calls a day asking if they left the oven/curling iron/candles on, they wouldn...
I'm Going to Graceland Too!
I know you went to school with a guy that was "totally into Bowie," and there's a 40-year-old in your hometown who hasn't outgrown his Church of the Subgenius phase, but that's preschool stuff.