Volume 11 Issue 8
Every year (or maybe just this year and never again), VICE pledges a giant "hello" to the magna cum laude of America's high schools.
As Howard Zinn, Chuck D, and Zack de le Rocha have said countless times before, all that shiznit they taught you in school is nothing but a bunch of lies.
Max and Matt are from Columbus, Ohio. Despite this they turned out pretty clever.
What the fuck do you do all day at school? I mean, A Levels and GCSEs are getting easier every year and no one fails them any more.
If you're trying to hang your wife upside down and fit a banana in her ass but you don't have a thing to wear, go to any 24-hour dollar store.