Volume 12 Issue 9
Killer Costumes
We asked everyone in the world to send us their best costume ideas. Send your pics to patrick@viceland.com. View new submissions here.
I'm Busted
People in the real world imagine a lot of horror stories coming out of prison. And in a sense they're right-a lot of foul shit goes down. All you free people have seen Oz, right? But living in the belly of the beast, prisoners learn that horror stories...
Last Rites
I recently saw a flier in my building announcing the death of one of the tenants. It was an open invitation for people to gather and "celebrate her life with stories, music, and prayer." Sickening. When did death become such a hippie fest? When I die...
Nuclear Monsters
Most of you reading this won't remember the hardcore/thrash "crossover" scene of the mid-80s first hand. Only a small clutch of bands were truly involved such as Hirax, Nuclear Assault, The Accused, D.R.I. and Corrosion of Conformity to name a few. The...
Noble Attempts
We asked everyone in the world to send us their best costume ideas. Send your pics to patrick@viceland.com. View new submissions here.
Career Fuck-ups
The problem with most bands that try and play hardcore is that they listen to hardcore. Think about it: in the Reagan years, punk kids appeared out of nowhere and essentially made something out of nothing. With no hardcore bands to influence them, what
Been There, Done That
I have been clinically dead five times, not even counting sudden CPR rescues by ambulance or passersby. I once had no vital signs for 20 minutes unofficially and 15 officially. I should have the intelligence of a plant at most
We Hate Horror
Making this issue was a lot of fun because the main editors are secret horror nerds, but one thing we really noticed when trawling through all this stuff was: how come pretty much every horror movie that Hollywood shits out these days looks like if...