It's run by weeds (yes, weeds)—which are somehow a plausible alternative to Scott Pruitt.
Chemistry teacher? Check. Going through a rough patch? Yup. Capable of cooking and distributing meth? Not quite.
One perk of writing this column is getting free stuff from time to time. The best free items were the bongs that arrived in the mail a few weeks ago. As I placed my gorgeous new pipes on my shelf, I remembered some of the glass that came and went over...