I saw them at Wembley Arena with my dad (obviously) and it felt very much like the last bastion of beat generation-inspired jazz.
10,000 people might show up to watch the fighters talk.
If Man United win the FA Cup final, it might just prolong the turgid reign of Louis van Gaal. If Crystal Palace triumph, we will have to listen to Alan Pardew bang on about it for all time.
To try convincing Brits they should care about a sport that—to an outsider, at least—seems to revolve around timeouts and advertising, this Saturday the NFL hosted a "fan rally" on Regent Street.
If we nuke sports that involve judges and boats, and start paying athletes, the Olympics will not suck.