"There are still a lot of big questions about what comes next."
Peerages for chums! Chanting! Writing Brexit into law! It doesn't get better than this.
After the December election, this Christmas is set to be one of the most politically divisive of recent years.
But it does mean that we have to think critically and carefully about where we went wrong.
An alliance of the right and the far-right has bulldozed a left that didn't want to ally over anything – and if it doesn't get its act together, there will be a lot more of this to come.
We don't know youth turnout yet, but only four out of the 23 student-heavy marginals identified by VICE voted out the Tories.
The three-word slogan helped the Tories win a historic majority last night. But we'll be negotiating Brexit well into the 2020s.
We were there to measure the mood at the count when the election results in the Prime Minister's constituency were read out.
As a nation, we simply love to lick the boot.
Here's everything we heard at Labour and Tory pubs over the course of one depressing night.
The Tories wanted this to be a Brexit election, and they got their way. Now, they need to deliver on their impossible promise to "Get Brexit Done".
Nothing like unpacking the extremely cursed results of a general election to unwind!