You can still get coffee, I know, but it's everything I associate with a takeaway cup that I'm missing right now.
Are sex dolls the future of prostitution? Joel Golby heads to Barcelona to visit the centre of this strange battleground for the future of sexual politics.
So we got Joel Golby to dive into it.
The first of a new video series, in which Joel Golby goes potentially too deep on some of the best images ever posted to the internet.
He didn't do any promo via this website, where he works, so we're doing it for him without his knowledge.
Remember that pub you always used to drink in when you were 17? Guess what: absolutely fucking the same!
The argument you never thought you cared about, finally solved.
The Westworld theme-park is great, but who washes the toilets? Who cleans the robots out? Who runs the gift shop?
An intimate tour of one writer's hometown, one chip shop at a time.
My Alex Hunter is trapped with Alan Pardew and Harry Kane at Crystal Palace. Your Alex Hunter, the star of FIFA 17's "The Journey", is almost certainly different.
Two writers duke it out.
But what is her motive? Why is she on this show, doing this thing, the actions of someone being tested by science to see how much embarrassment the human body can withstand without dying?