There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis
Breaking: Penis length is shorter when people aren't self-reporting.
Men Compose Haiku About Their Penises
"My soggy spring roll / You lil grow-er, not show-er..."
Men Told Us How Having a Small Penis Messes With Their Minds
Basing your expectations on the massive dicks seen in porn only makes it worse.
Randy Newman, the 'Toy Story' Guy, Wrote a Song About Donald Trump's Penis
"There it is! There’s my dick / Isn’t that a wonderful sight?"
I Dragged My Parents to a Penis Museum, and It Bored Them to Tears
Mom abandoned the tour and started knitting.
We Asked Women to Sum Up the Worst Sex They Ever Had in Six Words
"Cat maintained eye contact entire time."
Why Burmese Men Are Pumping Their Dicks Full of Coconut Oil
Koko is a medical student who was volunteering at a refugee camp on the Thailand-Burma border. Sometimes she had to operate on guys who had tried gaining an inch with a tub of oil and a syringe.
Boner Pills and Sex Stimulants Are Still the Wild West of Herbal Supplements in America
The few studies on these products seem to suggest that over three quarters of sex supplements found at places like corner stores likely contain pharmaceuticals. That means every gas station pill has potential to be a hazardous pharmaceutical mystery...
Netiquette 101: How to Use Emojis Without Having an Emojinal Breakdown
Emojis are like The Force: they can be used for good, or they can be used for evil. Or they can be used as a symbol for a dick.
Rain City Jacks Is Seattle's Premier Masturbation Club
It's like Fight Club but instead of punching, men are touching each others' peens. (And you can talk about it.)
Is It Really Possible to Ruin Your Penis From Jerking Off Too Hard?
There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
We Asked a Mohel About Changing Attitudes Toward Circumcision
Rabbi Meir Sultan is a foreskin's worst nightmare.