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The VICE Alternative Team of the Premier League Season 2018-2019

A team for the ages.
Clive Martin
5.10.19
Row Z

Why Fulham FC Are the Essence of Schadenfreude

Their Premier League relegation reminds us all that watching the rich fail terribly is one of England's favourite pastimes.
Hydall Codeen
4.9.19
enjoying things

The Singular Cool of Héctor Bellerín

In a league of nerds and losers, the Arsenal right-back stands out as the only genuinely cool player in the Premier League. Why?
Joel Golby
1.21.19
Row Z

The Premier League's Weirdest Player Is the Christmas Hero We All Need

An ode to Callum Paterson, Cardiff City's moustachioed wiggling weirdo.
Hydall Codeen
12.14.18
Row Z

A Love Letter to Super Sunday

Since its launch in 1993, the show has transcended football to become a ritual that has woven its way into the hungover fabric of British public life.
Hydall Codeen
11.9.18
Sport

Why the Premier League Is the Biggest Let-Down in Human History

It's an elaborate conspiracy designed to disappoint hundreds of millions of us.
Hydall Codeen
11.2.18
THE FOOTER

Exorcising Ghosts in the Premier League's Nostalgia Machine

Are Man United and Arsenal finally ready to escape the shadows of the recent past?
Hydall Codeen
10.8.18
Football

Mourinho Vs Pogba: A Dick-Swinging War in the Generation Gap

Whoever you're backing in this very public falling out will probably be determined by the decade you were born in.
Hydall Codeen
9.28.18
THE FOOTER

Cast as Title Underdogs, Chelsea Look More Dangerous than Ever

Liverpool and City seem the consensus-pick, yet neither have played as well as Sarri’s men in their most heightened and excited state.
Hydall Codeen
9.21.18
THE FOOTER

All Hail Ryan Fraser, the 'Wee Man' Breathing Life into the Premier League

In an opening month that has failed to raise the blood, Bournemouth's nippy winger is the only thing keeping our hearts beating.
Hydall Codeen
9.17.18
THE FOOTER

Are You Ready to Return to the Years of Hurt, England?

Autumn, death and Luke Shaw’s redemption mark the nation’s latest therapy session.
Hydall Codeen
9.7.18
Football

Understanding Mark Goldbridge, Football's New Online Hero

As Manchester United spirals, one man provides an anchor for the club.
Hydall Codeen
8.31.18
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