The Premier League's Swamp Monster Army Is Refusing to Die
A love letter to the Medieval throwbacks still tearing it up in the Barclays.
Alexis Sanchez Left for Dead in the Premier League's Race for Certainty
Just three games in, we already know exactly what will happen this season.
The VICE Alternative Team of the Premier League Season 2018-2019
A team for the ages.
Why Fulham FC Are the Essence of Schadenfreude
Their Premier League relegation reminds us all that watching the rich fail terribly is one of England's favourite pastimes.
The Singular Cool of Héctor Bellerín
In a league of nerds and losers, the Arsenal right-back stands out as the only genuinely cool player in the Premier League. Why?
The Premier League's Weirdest Player Is the Christmas Hero We All Need
An ode to Callum Paterson, Cardiff City's moustachioed wiggling weirdo.
A Love Letter to Super Sunday
Since its launch in 1993, the show has transcended football to become a ritual that has woven its way into the hungover fabric of British public life.
Why the Premier League Is the Biggest Let-Down in Human History
It's an elaborate conspiracy designed to disappoint hundreds of millions of us.
Exorcising Ghosts in the Premier League's Nostalgia Machine
Are Man United and Arsenal finally ready to escape the shadows of the recent past?
Mourinho Vs Pogba: A Dick-Swinging War in the Generation Gap
Whoever you're backing in this very public falling out will probably be determined by the decade you were born in.
Cast as Title Underdogs, Chelsea Look More Dangerous than Ever
Liverpool and City seem the consensus-pick, yet neither have played as well as Sarri’s men in their most heightened and excited state.
All Hail Ryan Fraser, the 'Wee Man' Breathing Life into the Premier League
In an opening month that has failed to raise the blood, Bournemouth's nippy winger is the only thing keeping our hearts beating.